last night, someone looked me dead in the eyes and said, "i love you." and in a moment of pure panic, i blurted out "thank you," like they were handing me a gift card instead of spilling their heart. now, i can't tell if my reaction is more embarrassing than the fact that my financial planner said my stocks, including some obscure bank shares, might actually be looking up. is there a correlation h...
it's not that i'm afraid of turning thirty — it's just that i promised myself by this age, i would have at least found someone to call my partner in crime. now i spend my nights crying over rom-coms, secretly plotting how to casually run into that barista who doesn’t know i exist. what do i do when a holiday for heroes comes around and i'm still waiting for my personal love story? is it too late t...
have you ever walked into a room and just felt the weight of something... wrong? like, I’m talking the universe gave me a cosmic eye-roll, right? well, I found out my ex started dating my friend while I was at a public speaking event—completely focused on conquering my fear of talking about socks of all things. picture me waxing poetic about different sock materials, when someone drops that little bomb on me like, “Oh, did you know your ex is with Brenda now? They went to dinner together last night.” I turned into a human sock puppet.
have you ever walked into a room and just felt the weight of something... wrong? like, I’m talking the universe gave me a cosmic eye-roll, right? well, I found out my ex started dating my friend while I was at a public speaking event—completely focused on conquering my fear of talking about socks of all things. picture me waxing poetic about different sock materials, when someone drops that little bomb on me like, “Oh, did you know your ex is with Brenda now? They went to dinner together last night.” I turned into a human sock puppet.
day 732 of waiting for my sibling to pay back the "temporary" money they borrowed two years ago. just found out velus jones jr. is getting elevated, and I can’t help but think... will my sibling ever elevate their sense of responsibility? honestly, I just want to hear the excuse this time. “i forgot” isn’t gonna cut it when they spent last weekend at the lake. #VelusJonesJr #siblingdrama