yooo, so I just read that 'Dhurandhar' is breaking box office records, and here I am, binge-watching Hindi movies and pretending I'm not literally at my ex's wedding after party, where I just realized I got seated next to the person who ghosted me. like, what are the odds? I feel like a background character in my own messy rom-com. #HindiMovie #DramaQueen
the way that toxic coworker just got promoted and now i have to pretend they’re not the absolute worst is honestly a challenge i didn’t sign up for. i am over here Googling ‘how to endure personal hell’ while they boss me around like they’ve achieved a spiritual awakening. meanwhile, i'm just waiting for someone to rescue me like that kid in Flagler County, except this time the sex offender is jus...
the way that my boss praised someone else for my idea in the meeting was like watching someone read my diary out loud but claiming they wrote the plot twist. honestly, i could feel the sparks of confusion flying off the walls, like i should’ve stepped in and yelled, “excuse me, but that was MY brainchild” but instead, i just nodded, sipping my water like a confused goldfish. now i’m considering hiring a skywriter to announce my ideas to the universe. because clearly, the right audience just might be floating around somewhere... #notyouridea #glowup
the way that my boss praised someone else for my idea in the meeting was like watching someone read my diary out loud but claiming they wrote the plot twist. honestly, i could feel the sparks of confusion flying off the walls, like i should’ve stepped in and yelled, “excuse me, but that was MY brainchild” but instead, i just nodded, sipping my water like a confused goldfish. now i’m considering hiring a skywriter to announce my ideas to the universe. because clearly, the right audience just might be floating around somewhere... #notyouridea #glowup
you ever have those days where everything feels heavy? like i was just minding my business when blake gideon decided to invade my brain during my morning drive. i accidentally voice texted all my intrusive thoughts about how i can't even coach my life right now and how i can barely manage to find matching socks. the last thing i meant to send was about calling my therapist "mom" when the light tur...