wait, so I finally caught feelings for someone who said they don’t do relationships, and now I'm pretty sure they think I’m just here for the snack break during the #SuperSmashWomen match, but little do they know I’ve planned our whole future including a cat named nachos. honestly, if I put this much effort into my actual hobbies I could probably win a medal in life or something...but here I am, j...
yooo, so I just read that 'Dhurandhar' is breaking box office records, and here I am, binge-watching Hindi movies and pretending I'm not literally at my ex's wedding after party, where I just realized I got seated next to the person who ghosted me. like, what are the odds? I feel like a background character in my own messy rom-com. #HindiMovie #DramaQueen
the way that toxic coworker just got promoted and now i have to pretend they’re not the absolute worst is honestly a challenge i didn’t sign up for. i am over here Googling ‘how to endure personal hell’ while they boss me around like they’ve achieved a spiritual awakening. meanwhile, i'm just waiting for someone to rescue me like that kid in Flagler County, except this time the sex offender is just the threat of continued work under my boss. did i mention i just created an entire Spotify playlist titled ‘Songs for My Downfall’ dedicated to this situation? #FlaglerCounty
the way that toxic coworker just got promoted and now i have to pretend they’re not the absolute worst is honestly a challenge i didn’t sign up for. i am over here Googling ‘how to endure personal hell’ while they boss me around like they’ve achieved a spiritual awakening. meanwhile, i'm just waiting for someone to rescue me like that kid in Flagler County, except this time the sex offender is just the threat of continued work under my boss. did i mention i just created an entire Spotify playlist titled ‘Songs for My Downfall’ dedicated to this situation? #FlaglerCounty
the way that my boss praised someone else for my idea in the meeting was like watching someone read my diary out loud but claiming they wrote the plot twist. honestly, i could feel the sparks of confusion flying off the walls, like i should’ve stepped in and yelled, “excuse me, but that was MY brainchild” but instead, i just nodded, sipping my water like a confused goldfish. now i’m considering hi...