just checked their social media again. now my 2 PM fantasy of being a successful analyst at my toxic workplace feels like an episode of a sad reality show. they’re posting about the Iowa State women’s basketball game and i'm still wondering if i will ever post something that matters in my life. guess i should probably focus on the analysis i’m paid for instead of their personal highlights, but her...
not gonna lie, i just spent three hours perfecting my origami skills to impress a stranger at the park. they said 'cool, looks great' before walking away. they left me on read for three days and then hit me with 'lol.' like, sir, this is not a joke, i can fold a paper crane while juggling my self-esteem.
i just had an argument with my imaginary version of nayanthara because she took my lunch order without asking. i was so mad that i even threw a paper ball at the wall like she was standing right there. what’s worse is that i made peace with my lunch before finding out about her recent promotions. now i'm just sitting here alone, doubting my own sanity. who knew my food could cause so much drama? #Nayanthara #selfown
i just had an argument with my imaginary version of nayanthara because she took my lunch order without asking. i was so mad that i even threw a paper ball at the wall like she was standing right there. what’s worse is that i made peace with my lunch before finding out about her recent promotions. now i'm just sitting here alone, doubting my own sanity. who knew my food could cause so much drama? #Nayanthara #selfown
you ever feel like you’re just one awkward conversation away from being on a Christopher Walken movie? like, I just caught myself rehearsing the speech for when I finally confront my friend about them saying one thing to my face and another behind my back. instead of making it epic and profound, I panicked and ended up talking to my cat. now he looks at me like I owe him rent, but I’m the one drow...