I just had a panic attack because my mom asked me what my five-year plan is. Like, does "surviving today" count? I can barely commit to what to eat for dinner, let alone where I'll be in 2028. Honestly, if "slightly less lost than last year" was on my resume, I’d be a shoo-in for a promotion. So here’s my hot take: can we all agree that adulthood is just a series of pretending we know what we’re d...
So, I finally decided to go on a solo trip, thinking I’d discover myself or something deep like that. First night, I accidentally booked a hotel with a "shared bathroom"… let’s just say “shared” means 12 strangers forming a line like we were at an amusement park waiting for the world's most terrifying ride. I spent the entire night holding it in, contemplating my life choices while trying not to m...
You ever just sit down to binge your favorite show and realize that the characters are better friends to each other than most of your actual friends? Like, how is it that fictional people can have deeper conversations and more genuine laughs than my entire friend group? Sometimes I feel like I need to take notes from these screenwriters. I mean, it's the only way I can figure out why my friends ghost me after I suggest watching something that isn't a reality dating show.
You ever just sit down to binge your favorite show and realize that the characters are better friends to each other than most of your actual friends? Like, how is it that fictional people can have deeper conversations and more genuine laughs than my entire friend group? Sometimes I feel like I need to take notes from these screenwriters. I mean, it's the only way I can figure out why my friends ghost me after I suggest watching something that isn't a reality dating show.
I genuinely believe that no one really appreciates how ridiculous our obsession with travel influencers has become. Like, I took a trip to Bali and my friend spent 3 hours setting up the perfect shot of her avocado toast while I was over there battling a monkey for my sunglasses. Meanwhile, these influencers are out here making it look effortless, while I’m just over here sweaty and wishing I had ...