I’m pretty sure my dog is the only one who truly gets me. She greets me after a long day like I just returned from a year-long expedition. Meanwhile, my human friends act like they just ran into an old acquaintance when I show up. I mean, she doesn’t care if I’m in pajamas at 3 PM or if I just downed an entire pizza by myself. Dogs are the MVPs of emotional support, seriously. Can we all agree the...
I went on a "cute" hiking trip with friends last weekend, and let me tell you, there’s nothing like bonding over a shared struggle of wondering who decided that climbing a mountain was a good idea. Spoiler: it was me. I ended up slipping on some mud and making it a full-on slapstick comedy show, complete with my friend gasping like he was watching a horror movie. By the time we reached the top, I ...
I just had a panic attack because my mom asked me what my five-year plan is. Like, does "surviving today" count? I can barely commit to what to eat for dinner, let alone where I'll be in 2028. Honestly, if "slightly less lost than last year" was on my resume, I’d be a shoo-in for a promotion. So here’s my hot take: can we all agree that adulthood is just a series of pretending we know what we’re doing while frantically Googling how to fold a fitted sheet?
I just had a panic attack because my mom asked me what my five-year plan is. Like, does "surviving today" count? I can barely commit to what to eat for dinner, let alone where I'll be in 2028. Honestly, if "slightly less lost than last year" was on my resume, I’d be a shoo-in for a promotion. So here’s my hot take: can we all agree that adulthood is just a series of pretending we know what we’re doing while frantically Googling how to fold a fitted sheet?
So, I finally decided to go on a solo trip, thinking I’d discover myself or something deep like that. First night, I accidentally booked a hotel with a "shared bathroom"… let’s just say “shared” means 12 strangers forming a line like we were at an amusement park waiting for the world's most terrifying ride. I spent the entire night holding it in, contemplating my life choices while trying not to m...