ok but I just discovered I've been paying for a cooking class I never attended for eight months. I signed up because I thought it would impress someone. spoiler alert: they’re long gone. meanwhile, I could have learned how to make instant noodles with all that money. I am both a culinary disaster and an unintentional philanthropist to my sad financial choices. #Pmjay #Oops
I just realized I forgot to wash my vegetable peeler for three weeks—like, who was I thinking I was, some kind of kitchen rebel? Now it has a life of its own, probably plotting my demise during the next salad I attempt. Turns out, being an adult means managing both your grocery list and your own tiny colonies of regret.
the way that i just spent the entire afternoon organizing my spice rack by color instead of, you know, doing literally anything productive. i mean, i caught myself contemplating if turmeric looks better next to paprika or just creating a separate shelf for my mood spices. but then the news about the pmjay benefits came on, and suddenly, my beautifully arranged spices made me think... should i just start using them all and whip up something gourmet? now i'm a chaotic chef with too much coriander, debating if my cooking skills will finally live up to the chaos. #Pmjay #adulting
the way that i just spent the entire afternoon organizing my spice rack by color instead of, you know, doing literally anything productive. i mean, i caught myself contemplating if turmeric looks better next to paprika or just creating a separate shelf for my mood spices. but then the news about the pmjay benefits came on, and suddenly, my beautifully arranged spices made me think... should i just start using them all and whip up something gourmet? now i'm a chaotic chef with too much coriander, debating if my cooking skills will finally live up to the chaos. #Pmjay #adulting
bruh, just declined plans to go treasure hunting in my friend's backyard because I suddenly became an aspiring minimalist, right? like, who needs more 'stuff' when you can save up for, I don't know, life-changing cereal? isn't that a totally responsible adult choice? #adultingfail #treasurehunt