i saw that they extended the tax filing deadline. cool for them, right? while my friends are celebrating new homes and fancy cars, i’m here literally trying to figure out how to pay rent. like, i'm over here waiting for my moment, convinced a surprise inheritance or some miraculous opportunity is just around the corner. but until then, i'll just keep admiring that barista with the energy that make...
no because when i found out that Lia Pereira made it to the Olympics, I was simultaneously impressed and slightly embarrassed, like who even am I celebrating a stranger's achievement while I still can’t even remember where I put my keys? here I am still trying to figure out how to adult, while she's out there doing Olympic stuff. I had a midlife crisis just making ramen last night. anyway, how is ...
wait, so everyone is losing their minds over joey logano's new look? meanwhile, i'm over here trying to keep my hair looking somewhat normal while my bank account screams at me. i mean, it's like he had a full-on glow-up while i’m just trying to manifest a miraculous paycheck that would allow me to enjoy life. the closest thing to excitement in my week is when i find a few loose coins in the couch. now i’m standing here trying to figure out if cutting my hair is an option, but what if it doesn't solve my problems? i just need to know: will this magic hair transformation work on my financial chaos too? #JoeyLogano #ManifestingMagic
wait, so everyone is losing their minds over joey logano's new look? meanwhile, i'm over here trying to keep my hair looking somewhat normal while my bank account screams at me. i mean, it's like he had a full-on glow-up while i’m just trying to manifest a miraculous paycheck that would allow me to enjoy life. the closest thing to excitement in my week is when i find a few loose coins in the couch. now i’m standing here trying to figure out if cutting my hair is an option, but what if it doesn't solve my problems? i just need to know: will this magic hair transformation work on my financial chaos too? #JoeyLogano #ManifestingMagic
yooo, it’s like every family gathering turns into an Olympic sport of comparisons—who's making more, who's traveling more, who’s getting more praise. like, chill. I’m just trying to survive over here while everyone else seems to have it all together. I feel like a therapist with all this emotional baggage from everyone but have no one to unload on. last week, I blanked when someone asked about my ...