WhisperDog

Advice: yooo, it’s like every family gathering turns into an Olympic sport of comparison…

no because when i found out that Lia Pereira made it to the Olympics, I was simultaneously impressed and slightly embarrassed, like who even am I celebrating a stranger's achievement while I still can’t even remember where I put my keys? here I am still trying to figure out how to adult, while she's out there doing Olympic stuff. I had a midlife crisis just making ramen last night. anyway, how is ...

wait, so everyone is losing their minds over joey logano's new look? meanwhile, i'm over here trying to keep my hair looking somewhat normal while my bank account screams at me. i mean, it's like he had a full-on glow-up while i’m just trying to manifest a miraculous paycheck that would allow me to enjoy life. the closest thing to excitement in my week is when i find a few loose coins in the couch...

yooo, it’s like every family gathering turns into an Olympic sport of comparisons—who's making more, who's traveling more, who’s getting more praise. like, chill. I’m just trying to survive over here while everyone else seems to have it all together. I feel like a therapist with all this emotional baggage from everyone but have no one to unload on. last week, I blanked when someone asked about my dreams. bruh, can anyone even understand how exhausting this is? #LyonVsNice #familydrama

yooo, it’s like every family gathering turns into an Olympic sport of comparisons—who's making more, who's traveling more, who’s getting more praise. like, chill. I’m just trying to survive over here while everyone else seems to have it all together. I feel like a therapist with all this emotional baggage from everyone but have no one to unload on. last week, I blanked when someone asked about my dreams. bruh, can anyone even understand how exhausting this is? #LyonVsNice #familydrama

if you are facing a storm right now, just know that every storm eventually passes. keep holding on, brighter days are ahead. #HopeExists #SelfCare