ngl, I just saw that Ali Larter whipped cream scene from Varsity Blues is trending again and now I’m thinking about the time I tried to impress someone by dressing up as a sexy referee for a Halloween party—but I ended up spilling nacho cheese all over myself and running out crying because the person I wanted to notice me was dancing with someone else; I mean, who knew adulthood would come with so...
ngl, i once accepted a promotion just to escape my coworker who insisted on explaining why his homemade fermented hot sauce was "life-changing." but now i’m in charge of a team that doesn’t know how to send an email without turning it into a novel about their weekend hobbies. it’s like being the captain of a ship filled with toddlers who discovered crayons in the break room. #officechaos #whatdidi...
it’s two a.m. and I just heard my aunty told everyone at the wedding I don’t cook and that I’ve become “unattractive” since I moved out. yaar, I didn’t even go to that shaadi. matlab, how do these rumors get traction? and the funniest part, she’s broke and always borrowing money, but koi uski baat nahi karta. can we just agree that some people would rather spread lies than face their own reality? like, is that the best you can do, aunty?
it’s two a.m. and I just heard my aunty told everyone at the wedding I don’t cook and that I’ve become “unattractive” since I moved out. yaar, I didn’t even go to that shaadi. matlab, how do these rumors get traction? and the funniest part, she’s broke and always borrowing money, but koi uski baat nahi karta. can we just agree that some people would rather spread lies than face their own reality? like, is that the best you can do, aunty?
wait, imagine finding out the person you thought was a passionate, devoted cosplayer had been just pretending to be into the craft while they kept every piece from their ex's elaborate costume collection. like, they only joined the group because they needed a replacement for their old love life. and now, while you're obsessively hand-stitching your masterpiece, they are looking at their phone ever...