ngl, my family thinks I just need to get married and everything will be fine. like, yaar, I didn’t realize my mental health was waiting on a wedding date. meanwhile, my cousin's two-month-old marriage is already an epic soap opera. should I start taking notes on their chaos or…? #Ayushman #FamilyDysfunction
it's 3am and i just caught up on Arafta, where Mercan finally confronts Haydar. i think about that moment i had a chance to speak up for myself and i said no. now, i just sit here wishing i’d demanded my own space, instead of swallowing my words. my boss took credit for my idea and all i can picture is throwing my laptop at them in some kind of poetic revenge. maybe i’m just longing for a moment w...
ngl, I just saw that Ali Larter whipped cream scene from Varsity Blues is trending again and now I’m thinking about the time I tried to impress someone by dressing up as a sexy referee for a Halloween party—but I ended up spilling nacho cheese all over myself and running out crying because the person I wanted to notice me was dancing with someone else; I mean, who knew adulthood would come with so much cheese-related trauma. #AliLarter #StillRecoveringFromThatNight
ngl, I just saw that Ali Larter whipped cream scene from Varsity Blues is trending again and now I’m thinking about the time I tried to impress someone by dressing up as a sexy referee for a Halloween party—but I ended up spilling nacho cheese all over myself and running out crying because the person I wanted to notice me was dancing with someone else; I mean, who knew adulthood would come with so much cheese-related trauma. #AliLarter #StillRecoveringFromThatNight
ngl, i once accepted a promotion just to escape my coworker who insisted on explaining why his homemade fermented hot sauce was "life-changing." but now i’m in charge of a team that doesn’t know how to send an email without turning it into a novel about their weekend hobbies. it’s like being the captain of a ship filled with toddlers who discovered crayons in the break room. #officechaos #whatdidi...