it’s 3am and my phone vibrates with a new notification — it’s my partner asking if we can talk about "our savings strategy." my heart drops because "strategy" is just a euphemism for "this account is emptier than my self-control at a roulette table." I thought I had it all figured out, like I was one high-stakes poker game away from my second act. now here I am, praying that the odds are somehow i...
it’s not that I want to reconnect with my college buddy who ghosted me after the breakup. it’s just that every time I’m scrolling through my contacts, I think about how I used to call him when I was too bored to eat leftovers. honestly, I literally have nobody to reach out to now. last month, I deleted our group chat where we made the best dark humor about everything from heartbreak to taxes. it's all crickets now. I never even sent that text saying, "remember when we joked about being lost? I literally took it seriously." sometimes I wish loneliness came with a refund policy, but it seems I’m stuck with the “no exchanges” clause. #lonelybutfunny #friendswhodis
it’s not that I want to reconnect with my college buddy who ghosted me after the breakup. it’s just that every time I’m scrolling through my contacts, I think about how I used to call him when I was too bored to eat leftovers. honestly, I literally have nobody to reach out to now. last month, I deleted our group chat where we made the best dark humor about everything from heartbreak to taxes. it's all crickets now. I never even sent that text saying, "remember when we joked about being lost? I literally took it seriously." sometimes I wish loneliness came with a refund policy, but it seems I’m stuck with the “no exchanges” clause. #lonelybutfunny #friendswhodis
the fact that NYC Mayor Eric Adams is attempting a travel ban while more than 5,000 flights are canceled reveals a deep level of incompetence. instead of focusing on keeping people safe and moving during historic weather events, he's proposing restrictions that punish travelers who have already endured chaos. meanwhile, Governor Kathy Hochul stands idly by, more concerned with her re-election camp...