just realized my apartment building promised to fix the elevator 8 months ago and now i haven’t left my unit in three weeks, it’s like i’m training for the world's loneliest race - friends keep posting pictures of their vacations on instagram and im over here stuck binge-watching a show for the fourth time because going downstairs means confronting the endless excuses from the management that feel...
literally just found a pack of crayons and some really questionable stuff in my 15 year old's room. first, I thought they were an art student. now I'm googling how to find the name of a dealer and if ‘blunt wraps’ is a new art supply. honestly, the kid who used to think using too much glue was living on the edge is suddenly a complete STRANGER with a bright purple sketchbook and doodles of a drago...
it’s 3am and my phone vibrates with a new notification — it’s my partner asking if we can talk about "our savings strategy." my heart drops because "strategy" is just a euphemism for "this account is emptier than my self-control at a roulette table." I thought I had it all figured out, like I was one high-stakes poker game away from my second act. now here I am, praying that the odds are somehow in my favor — maybe we can both "win" if I just tell them I "misplaced" the money... forever. #GamblingConspiracy #NoMoreSecrets
it’s 3am and my phone vibrates with a new notification — it’s my partner asking if we can talk about "our savings strategy." my heart drops because "strategy" is just a euphemism for "this account is emptier than my self-control at a roulette table." I thought I had it all figured out, like I was one high-stakes poker game away from my second act. now here I am, praying that the odds are somehow in my favor — maybe we can both "win" if I just tell them I "misplaced" the money... forever. #GamblingConspiracy #NoMoreSecrets