it's day 15 of obsessively analyzing every detail of the Celtics' roster. i literally caught feelings for this guy who says he "doesn't do relationships," and honestly, his attitude gives me major Derrick White vibes—like he’s just flinging the ball around, never caring about how it lands. meanwhile, I’m over here plotting our entire future while he’s busy flirting with triple-doubles instead of m...
just found out my coworker is STILL with their ex. you know, the one they "broke up" with in the break room while I was quietly filling my water bottle. it feels like watching a documentary where the truth is hidden beneath layers of chaos — because while they were flirting with me, they were sending 'i miss you' texts on the other side. this whole thing is like being stuck in a soap opera, where ...
it’s not that i’m disillusioned... it’s just that i’ve been noticing how all the adults were just kind of winging it. like, last week my neighbor, the ‘life coach,’ bought a pair of flamingo lawn decorations. he said it was for "good vibes" but honestly, he can barely keep his plants alive. it’s like they all got together one day and said, “let’s wear pants and pretend we know how to be grown-ups....