honestly, when i heard about this jujutsu kaisen modulo, i felt like my life just turned into one of those plot twists. my 'best friend' only texts me when they want something, much like how people only pop in to check out a new anime because it's trending. but just like yuji getting resurrected, i feel like i might need a whole new storyline for my life, especially since the last time we talked w...
it's not that i am sad about work becoming unbearable — it’s just that my calendar is filled with meetings i don’t even know why i attend. when adam zampa decided to go free agency, i suddenly felt an odd kinship — like he’s an independent player, but all i am is a corporate pawn suddenly juggling more balls than a circus clown. now my boss expects me to be a superstar, and meanwhile i'm sitting h...
how is it that border patrol greg bovino gets fired, but i'm still struggling to make my rent? i told my friends i couldn’t go out because i was "supporting a charitable cause" - which just meant binging shows in my pajamas while eating popcorn for dinner. now i'm imagining my life like greg's - somehow living large while patrolling a border between my hope and the crushing reality of being broke. #BorderPatrolGregBovino #RelatableMess
how is it that border patrol greg bovino gets fired, but i'm still struggling to make my rent? i told my friends i couldn’t go out because i was "supporting a charitable cause" - which just meant binging shows in my pajamas while eating popcorn for dinner. now i'm imagining my life like greg's - somehow living large while patrolling a border between my hope and the crushing reality of being broke. #BorderPatrolGregBovino #RelatableMess
the way that I thought buying an inflatable T-Rex costume would make me the life of the party… it was fifty dollars I could’ve saved, and I still owe my roommate forty for the rent. but there I was, waddling around a karaoke bar, belt squeaking like it had a vendetta, and trying to sing a power ballad. all I could think was, at least if I get evicted, I’ll still have the T-Rex to carry me to my ne...