wait, so i like totally thought i was sending my best friend a cute pic of this weird lamp that looks like a disco ball. instead, i sent a screenshot of her shopping cart filled with 20 pounds of glitter glue and an inflatable unicorn float. i mean, she literally texted me back, “are we planning a rave or what?” like, i never wanted to be the one to expose her crafting crisis, but here we are. fin...
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wait, so I just found out my partner has been texting someone else, and I was literally about to roast them over it when I remembered I still have half a jar of pickles left from that “cooking adventure” we never had, so like, now I am torn between a breakup conversation and a fridge raid because honestly, who needs fidelity when there are snacks, right?
wait, so I just found out my partner has been texting someone else, and I was literally about to roast them over it when I remembered I still have half a jar of pickles left from that “cooking adventure” we never had, so like, now I am torn between a breakup conversation and a fridge raid because honestly, who needs fidelity when there are snacks, right?
just realized i forgave my friend in front of everyone, like a performance at an awards show. standing there, it felt like a scene from a bad rom-com, while deep inside, my brain's doing backflips. but then i can't help but wonder, what if they just take my secret and dance on it like a stage show? like, are they going to throw it right back at me like that surprise rainstorm i wasn’t prepared for...