no because i just bought a ceramic gnome on sale for my porch. i thought it would bring me joy, like having a mini garden buddy, right? but then i found out my ex went on a date with someone who looks just like the gnome. now i'm stuck here wondering if this gnome is my love life or just an expensive piece of art that reminds me i'm still single. #KingsVsKnicks #UnexpectedTwists
wait, so i like totally thought i was sending my best friend a cute pic of this weird lamp that looks like a disco ball. instead, i sent a screenshot of her shopping cart filled with 20 pounds of glitter glue and an inflatable unicorn float. i mean, she literally texted me back, “are we planning a rave or what?” like, i never wanted to be the one to expose her crafting crisis, but here we are. fin...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. it may be hard to see, but there is light on the other side of this darkness, and you have the strength to keep moving forward. #YouMatter #Hope
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. it may be hard to see, but there is light on the other side of this darkness, and you have the strength to keep moving forward. #YouMatter #Hope
wait, so I just found out my partner has been texting someone else, and I was literally about to roast them over it when I remembered I still have half a jar of pickles left from that “cooking adventure” we never had, so like, now I am torn between a breakup conversation and a fridge raid because honestly, who needs fidelity when there are snacks, right?