Can we just talk about how some people act like listening to music is a personality trait? Like, okay Karen, we get it, you only listen to indie bands from the 80s because you're trying to be "unique." But honestly, if your Spotify Wrapped looks like a hipster's wet dream and you've never even heard a Taylor Swift song, are you really even living? Would love to hear all the “music snobs” defend th...
Why do we always act like it’s a huge surprise when someone we know has terrible taste in movies? Like, we all saw the 27th Fast & Furious sequel together and pretended it was a cinematic masterpiece. Meanwhile, my brain is just screaming for them to watch something with actual depth for once. Can we collectively agree that not everything needs to be a popcorn-fueled action fest? What’s that one m...
I saw a tweet saying "Cooking is just a way to get your house to smell like a restaurant" and honestly, that hits different. I think I was promised culinary skills when I bought my first frying pan, but I can barely make toast without setting off the smoke alarm. My 'signature dish'? Ordering takeout and pretending I made it while my friends rave about my "great cooking." Anyone else out here just trying to not burn water?
I saw a tweet saying "Cooking is just a way to get your house to smell like a restaurant" and honestly, that hits different. I think I was promised culinary skills when I bought my first frying pan, but I can barely make toast without setting off the smoke alarm. My 'signature dish'? Ordering takeout and pretending I made it while my friends rave about my "great cooking." Anyone else out here just trying to not burn water?
Why does every family gathering have to turn into a live episode of "Who’s the better parent?" I swear, my relatives have a secret agenda to see how much they can compare my life to Sharma ji ka beta. Like, yes, he’s a doctor and I’m still deciding if I want to eat cereal for dinner again, but can we move on? It’s 2024, and if my biggest accomplishment is binging every season of a reality show, yo...