Why is it that every time I leave the house looking like a solid 10, I end up seeing that one person from high school who always made me feel like a 5? Like, can I just get a break? The universe really has a sick sense of humor. Is there some kind of cosmic scale that decides when my confidence peaks and who gets to witness it? Or do I just have "awkward encounter" written on my forehead?
I just realized I’m basically a professional overthinker. Like, I spent an entire lunch break debating whether I should have said "thank you" or "thanks a lot" to that barista. And it’s not just me—my friends will sit for hours arguing about what that one text from a "maybe" crush actually means. Is it a sign they like us or just that they have thumbs? Honestly, at this rate, I should just start c...
Can we just talk about how some people act like listening to music is a personality trait? Like, okay Karen, we get it, you only listen to indie bands from the 80s because you're trying to be "unique." But honestly, if your Spotify Wrapped looks like a hipster's wet dream and you've never even heard a Taylor Swift song, are you really even living? Would love to hear all the “music snobs” defend themselves.
Can we just talk about how some people act like listening to music is a personality trait? Like, okay Karen, we get it, you only listen to indie bands from the 80s because you're trying to be "unique." But honestly, if your Spotify Wrapped looks like a hipster's wet dream and you've never even heard a Taylor Swift song, are you really even living? Would love to hear all the “music snobs” defend themselves.
Why do we always act like it’s a huge surprise when someone we know has terrible taste in movies? Like, we all saw the 27th Fast & Furious sequel together and pretended it was a cinematic masterpiece. Meanwhile, my brain is just screaming for them to watch something with actual depth for once. Can we collectively agree that not everything needs to be a popcorn-fueled action fest? What’s that one m...