it's not that messy in here... it's just a 'minimalist aesthetic' - you know, with three weeks of takeout containers forming a tower in the corner and half-eaten snacks scattered like little reminders of my poor life choices. honestly, who needs a dining table when you can create an *atmosphere* with the aroma of cold pizza? i mean, can we discuss how my laundry is in *committed relationship* with...
just realized my ex is dating my friend and it’s almost as shocking as that kid who threw a rock at a school bus. like, how did i not see this coming? i swear my friends are sneaky like they think they're in some kind of undercover mission. i only found out when they tagged each other in a photo, looking like they just landed a reality show contract together. now i'm just left here, nursing a brok...
no because I just found out my friends think I wear my grandma's perfume ironically, and I’m here like, maybe I just need a good cry, and also is that the reason why I got ghosted at that dinner party? like, did they think I was a low-budget nostalgic movie character? I never knew how to embrace the old lady vibes... until now. #selfawareness #whoami
no because I just found out my friends think I wear my grandma's perfume ironically, and I’m here like, maybe I just need a good cry, and also is that the reason why I got ghosted at that dinner party? like, did they think I was a low-budget nostalgic movie character? I never knew how to embrace the old lady vibes... until now. #selfawareness #whoami
just realized i have been watching my neighbor build a garden shed for two months, thinking it was just a cute hobby. but now they’re in there, posting videos with a dog that was never invited. i built an entire conspiracy theory around their late-night woodwork sessions, and all they wanted was a dog and a peaceful life. why was i not invited? who let this happen?