honestly, the same friend I backed up when they were complaining about how their great aunt eats soup like a raccoon just dropped a text asking if I was free to grab dinner, meanwhile I have receipts of them saying I can't dress myself properly in a group chat—like, seriously? I should just show up in a raccoon costume for the shock factor. #familydrama #kitchenconfessions
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to take things one step at a time. every small victory counts, and you have the strength to get through this. this tough season will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #Hope #Encouragement
yooo, so my manager just asked me to train my replacement, right? i’m over here thinking, “wait, am i leaving too?” it’s like signing up to help a magician with their disappearing act. can you imagine me mid-training saying, “sorry, can you take a break while i figure out if this is my last day or just a weird prank?” #
yooo, so my manager just asked me to train my replacement, right? i’m over here thinking, “wait, am i leaving too?” it’s like signing up to help a magician with their disappearing act. can you imagine me mid-training saying, “sorry, can you take a break while i figure out if this is my last day or just a weird prank?” #
it’s not that i wanted to narrate my elaborate plan for world domination during a voice message. it’s just that i was really trying to order takeout. who knew that saying “i want to rule the world with an iron fist” could get confused with “chicken fried rice”? now my friend thinks i’m secretly a supervillain just because my food order got a bit ambitious.