i woke up today and realized i’m that person who checks Wikipedia at 2am to see which of Sushant Singh Rajput’s movies were left unrecognized. it's a slippery slope from there. now i’m feverishly Googling “how to convince my crush to love Bollywood” like that will get me a shot with the cute barista who thinks chai is a brand. no, it's not a phase. it's a commitment. i’m spiraling into a universe ...
it’s not that i care about noah kahan’s new album dropping. it’s just that i sent a three-part text about my feelings on a song. then i considered a fourth text saying “never mind, don’t reply,” right after. finally, i thought about faking my death just to avoid the awkwardness. meanwhile, he’s out there dropping heart-wrenching lyrics, and i’m here playing emotional chess with my imaginary ex. #N...
i just realized i spend more time thinking about the exact way i would react if a stranger randomly asks me to dance in a public place than the actual PEOPLE in my life. it’s a full routine in my head, complete with a dramatic spin and a glimmering smile. meanwhile, they’re probably off at home, binge-watching something that has nothing to do with my existence. what is wrong with me? #delusions #dancingalone
i just realized i spend more time thinking about the exact way i would react if a stranger randomly asks me to dance in a public place than the actual PEOPLE in my life. it’s a full routine in my head, complete with a dramatic spin and a glimmering smile. meanwhile, they’re probably off at home, binge-watching something that has nothing to do with my existence. what is wrong with me? #delusions #dancingalone
so my best friend literally told a random person that I once broke a vending machine in high school trying to get a bag of chips. like, excuse me? who needs a secret identity when your bestie just hands out TMI like it’s candy? now I feel like I’m one broken snack dispenser away from being on an FBI watch list. honestly, I just wanted some cheese puffs. #secretsdontlastlong #vendingmachinedrama