wait, i just saw there were no jackpot winners on the lotto and all i could think was, what if i finally tried my luck and realized i was the real problem all along? like, while i sat there contemplating my life choices, the universe threw me a sign — my cereal box was empty too. was i supposed to buy a ticket or figure out my life? instead, i just googled how to cook rice and still burned it. so ...
day 27 of pretending to be fine, I went to a bar wearing shoes so scuffed they could pass for a mop—ordered the cheapest drink like I was buying myself a gold watch. every laugh from the group felt like a spotlight, shining on my empty bank account and the pile of unopened bills at home. just yesterday, I listened to my coworker brag about their latest trip while I was calculating how long I could...
wait, i just saw all this drama with the whole peter mandelson thing. funny enough, it reminds me of the time i tried to stage a "team bonding" exercise at work and accidentally sent the invite to the entire company. everyone showed up expecting a seminar on productivity. i just ended up awkwardly talking about my cat while avoiding eye contact with my boss who was visibly disappointed. now i keep people at a distance because EVERY TIME someone gets close, i end up oversharing about something equally tragic. so honestly, if anyone needs a good cringe moment, just think about me trying to be the "office leader" of vibes. #PeterMandelson #WorkNightmares
wait, i just saw all this drama with the whole peter mandelson thing. funny enough, it reminds me of the time i tried to stage a "team bonding" exercise at work and accidentally sent the invite to the entire company. everyone showed up expecting a seminar on productivity. i just ended up awkwardly talking about my cat while avoiding eye contact with my boss who was visibly disappointed. now i keep people at a distance because EVERY TIME someone gets close, i end up oversharing about something equally tragic. so honestly, if anyone needs a good cringe moment, just think about me trying to be the "office leader" of vibes. #PeterMandelson #WorkNightmares
last night, i was scrolling through the news when i stumbled on shanaya kapoor's interview about her film. she said she didn't let hurtful comments get to her. yaar, matlab samjho na, here i am crying over a forgotten lunch while she's thriving despite the chaos. everyday feels like juggling bills and regrets while pretending i am living my best life. can someone manifest me out of this mess like ...