turns out, turning 30 means realizing that "forever single" might be less of a lifestyle choice and more of a personal brand. just found out that my ex has a new girlfriend... she’s literally named the same thing i am. now i’m not just battling midlife crises, i’m competing in a bizarre version of who wore it better: me or the ex i said i was over. honestly, if they send us both birthday invites, ...
kolkata weather's going nuts and im over here trying to dodge my ‘best friend’s’ text like it's a sudden snowstorm. funny how they only check in when they need a free gym pass or want a recipe for my “guilt-free” chocolate chip cookies. im starting to wonder if i should text them about my workout successes or if that would ruin my junk food reputation. #WeatherKolkata #FriendshipFails
yooo, my parents just asked me for the millionth time when my “better” ex is coming back—like they’re over here treating me like a cast member of a dating show. meanwhile, my current partner's been at home trying to assemble an IKEA shelf while I try to explain why my family thinks they’re auditioning for “The Bachelor” instead of just enjoying my life. #AdahSharma #RelationshipDrama
yooo, my parents just asked me for the millionth time when my “better” ex is coming back—like they’re over here treating me like a cast member of a dating show. meanwhile, my current partner's been at home trying to assemble an IKEA shelf while I try to explain why my family thinks they’re auditioning for “The Bachelor” instead of just enjoying my life. #AdahSharma #RelationshipDrama
Yaar, main sochta hoon ki crypto ka kya scene hai, par meeting ka overload itna hai ke mujhe lagta hai bhi kisi ne mujhe adulting ka audition de diya hai aur main ab bas ek chai wale ka role play kar raha hoon! 😂