no because my sibling literally borrowed my favorite lava lamp two years ago. like, I thought it was temporary, but now it’s like the focal point of their room and I have to visit it like I’m on a pilgrimage to reclaim my light.
last night, I checked my phone and saw news about the Dow Jones futures. immediately, I had a mental breakdown, because honestly, if a stock index can get a second chance at life, why can’t I? I gave someone a second chance, and then they ghosted me… for my friend. it hit me like a market crash. now I’m here, wondering if my future looks as bleak as my dating life. #DowJonesFutures #StillNotOverIt
do you ever get the feeling that the universe is just laughing at you? found out my ex who told me he wasn't ready for a relationship six months ago is now ENGAGED. meanwhile, i’m here anxiously waiting for the flipkart sales to buy a 65-inch TV so i can watch all the rom-coms that now hurt too much. like, is this my love life or a sad episode of reality television? # #oops
do you ever get the feeling that the universe is just laughing at you? found out my ex who told me he wasn't ready for a relationship six months ago is now ENGAGED. meanwhile, i’m here anxiously waiting for the flipkart sales to buy a 65-inch TV so i can watch all the rom-coms that now hurt too much. like, is this my love life or a sad episode of reality television? # #oops
last night, my relatives were literally comparing me to my cousin who’s living her best life with a four-car garage. meanwhile, my biggest achievement this week was successfully not burning my dinner and somehow using my phone alarm to remind me to water my plants, which—spoiler alert—they're still dead. it hit me then—if my life were a fire, it would probably be a one-alarm situation at best. #A...