WhisperDog

Advice: last night, I checked my phone and saw news about the Dow Jones futures. immedia…

yooo, just spent five months obsessively perfecting my meal prep skills, only to realize now that the ingredients for my elaborate avocado toast are rotting in the fridge. bruh, I should have just eaten cereal and said I was on a 'minimalist journey'.

no because my sibling literally borrowed my favorite lava lamp two years ago. like, I thought it was temporary, but now it’s like the focal point of their room and I have to visit it like I’m on a pilgrimage to reclaim my light.

last night, I checked my phone and saw news about the Dow Jones futures. immediately, I had a mental breakdown, because honestly, if a stock index can get a second chance at life, why can’t I? I gave someone a second chance, and then they ghosted me… for my friend. it hit me like a market crash. now I’m here, wondering if my future looks as bleak as my dating life. #DowJonesFutures #StillNotOverIt

last night, I checked my phone and saw news about the Dow Jones futures. immediately, I had a mental breakdown, because honestly, if a stock index can get a second chance at life, why can’t I? I gave someone a second chance, and then they ghosted me… for my friend. it hit me like a market crash. now I’m here, wondering if my future looks as bleak as my dating life. #DowJonesFutures #StillNotOverIt

do you ever get the feeling that the universe is just laughing at you? found out my ex who told me he wasn't ready for a relationship six months ago is now ENGAGED. meanwhile, i’m here anxiously waiting for the flipkart sales to buy a 65-inch TV so i can watch all the rom-coms that now hurt too much. like, is this my love life or a sad episode of reality television? # #oops