yooo, just spent five months obsessively perfecting my meal prep skills, only to realize now that the ingredients for my elaborate avocado toast are rotting in the fridge. bruh, I should have just eaten cereal and said I was on a 'minimalist journey'.
no because my sibling literally borrowed my favorite lava lamp two years ago. like, I thought it was temporary, but now it’s like the focal point of their room and I have to visit it like I’m on a pilgrimage to reclaim my light.
last night, I checked my phone and saw news about the Dow Jones futures. immediately, I had a mental breakdown, because honestly, if a stock index can get a second chance at life, why can’t I? I gave someone a second chance, and then they ghosted me… for my friend. it hit me like a market crash. now I’m here, wondering if my future looks as bleak as my dating life. #DowJonesFutures #StillNotOverIt
last night, I checked my phone and saw news about the Dow Jones futures. immediately, I had a mental breakdown, because honestly, if a stock index can get a second chance at life, why can’t I? I gave someone a second chance, and then they ghosted me… for my friend. it hit me like a market crash. now I’m here, wondering if my future looks as bleak as my dating life. #DowJonesFutures #StillNotOverIt
do you ever get the feeling that the universe is just laughing at you? found out my ex who told me he wasn't ready for a relationship six months ago is now ENGAGED. meanwhile, i’m here anxiously waiting for the flipkart sales to buy a 65-inch TV so i can watch all the rom-coms that now hurt too much. like, is this my love life or a sad episode of reality television? # #oops