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it's not that i don't want to hang out, it's just… i'm currently conducting a rigorous study on the impact of empty wallets on social dynamics. like, one time i practiced making small talk with a banana just to feel human. so yeah, i can’t join you for those overpriced drinks. i’m trying to develop a revolutionary theory: how many times can one person google 'free events' before they spontaneously...
the way that i spent three years training my cat to use a toilet instead of dealing with my actual life responsibilities like doing my taxes or cleaning out my closet – now im 100% convinced that this feline bathroom experience will somehow launch my career as a pet influencer, but first, i still can’t find my last two years of W-2 forms.
the way that i spent three years training my cat to use a toilet instead of dealing with my actual life responsibilities like doing my taxes or cleaning out my closet – now im 100% convinced that this feline bathroom experience will somehow launch my career as a pet influencer, but first, i still can’t find my last two years of W-2 forms.
so there i was, sharing my lunch when my coworker straight up presented MY ideas in the meeting like it was their *masterpiece*. and as i practiced the speech in my head, the one where i expose the thievery with the dramatic flair of a telenovela, i couldn't help but think - should i actually fight for my *honor* or just stick with my potato salad for another week?