yoo, just checked the latest on those ditka bears. feels like I should be in a sauna screaming about being stuck at work while my bank account whispers sweet nothings in my ear like 'get a grip.' thought about moving to Chicago just so I could find Mike Ditka and ask him to coach me through this quarter-life crisis. also, is it too late to manifest a magical paycheck from an unseen force? nah, I p...
so there i was, halfway through my 37th consecutive day of wondering how a toaster can even work, when i get this calendar notification for a 'quick chat' with my manager at four pm on a friday. what could this even entail? are we discussing the appropriate moisture level for a houseplant or is someone about to end my career because i once dared to put jelly on toast instead of butter? honestly, a...
just realized all these adults are literally pretending to know what they are doing. i had a dream last night that pierce brosnan was my life coach. he was telling me to embrace the chaos while wearing a turtleneck and drinking a smoothie. now i am sitting here, still confused about why my plants keep dying. if pierce brosnan can manage chaos, why can’t i? #PierceBrosnan #LifeCrisis
just realized all these adults are literally pretending to know what they are doing. i had a dream last night that pierce brosnan was my life coach. he was telling me to embrace the chaos while wearing a turtleneck and drinking a smoothie. now i am sitting here, still confused about why my plants keep dying. if pierce brosnan can manage chaos, why can’t i? #PierceBrosnan #LifeCrisis
if you are feeling lost and overwhelmed right now, just know that you are not alone in this struggle. so many have walked this path and found their way to brighter days. remember, it is okay to take small steps and lean into the process of healing. #SelfCare #InnerStrength