not gonna lie, i told my friend i had a last-minute family emergency to avoid going out tonight. but the reality is, the only thing in my life that needs an emergency rescue is my bank account. honestly, i just wanted to curl up on my couch, wrapped in a blanket, and pretend the world outside doesn't exist while whispering sweet nothings to my ramen noodles.
did you ever find yourself watching someone crush it in their field and feel like you’re just... waiting for the chance to show what you’ve got? yeah, that’s me, lurking in the shadows while tatiana prozorova takes down the competition, knocking everyone out, while my biggest victory last week was deciding what to eat for dinner. the kicker? my boss thinks i’m a rising star because i’m decent at m...
honestly, the only match i’m keeping up with is the one where tatiana prozorova just knocked out the top seed. while i’m here sitting on my couch in sweatpants, binging another season of a dating show where nobody ends up happy. but hey, at least i was ready to swipe right at a cute bartender last week... until i accidentally sent my private story to my grandma instead. still don’t know who’s more shocked—me or her. #TatianaProzorova #whoops
honestly, the only match i’m keeping up with is the one where tatiana prozorova just knocked out the top seed. while i’m here sitting on my couch in sweatpants, binging another season of a dating show where nobody ends up happy. but hey, at least i was ready to swipe right at a cute bartender last week... until i accidentally sent my private story to my grandma instead. still don’t know who’s more shocked—me or her. #TatianaProzorova #whoops
the way that realme just dropped that P4 power phone makes me question everything about my existence — like my phone can't even last through a Netflix episode and they're out here claiming 300MP cameras and massive battery life — meanwhile, my boss tells me we're like family right before denying my raise, so I'm over here texting my phone like, 'are you really that powerful or just pretending to b...