i literally reshaped my entire personality for this guy. i picked up hiking, adopted a cat, even started liking pickles. and you know what? he still said he preferred the “old me,” as if changing into someone who literally resembles a Pinterest board was not ENOUGH. now here i am, a pickle-loving cat person whose favorite hobby is crying into the void. #WhoAmI #ExtremeMakeoverFail
not gonna lie, i told my friend i had a last-minute family emergency to avoid going out tonight. but the reality is, the only thing in my life that needs an emergency rescue is my bank account. honestly, i just wanted to curl up on my couch, wrapped in a blanket, and pretend the world outside doesn't exist while whispering sweet nothings to my ramen noodles.
did you ever find yourself watching someone crush it in their field and feel like you’re just... waiting for the chance to show what you’ve got? yeah, that’s me, lurking in the shadows while tatiana prozorova takes down the competition, knocking everyone out, while my biggest victory last week was deciding what to eat for dinner. the kicker? my boss thinks i’m a rising star because i’m decent at meetings, but little do they know, i'm still holding onto a secret about the promotional opportunity that went to someone else... because, i kind of had a thing for them before it all fell apart. and now? i'm contemplating whether it’s worth spilling the truth at this point or just letting it fester like old cheese in the back of my fridge. #TatianaProzorova #Secrets
did you ever find yourself watching someone crush it in their field and feel like you’re just... waiting for the chance to show what you’ve got? yeah, that’s me, lurking in the shadows while tatiana prozorova takes down the competition, knocking everyone out, while my biggest victory last week was deciding what to eat for dinner. the kicker? my boss thinks i’m a rising star because i’m decent at meetings, but little do they know, i'm still holding onto a secret about the promotional opportunity that went to someone else... because, i kind of had a thing for them before it all fell apart. and now? i'm contemplating whether it’s worth spilling the truth at this point or just letting it fester like old cheese in the back of my fridge. #TatianaProzorova #Secrets
honestly, the only match i’m keeping up with is the one where tatiana prozorova just knocked out the top seed. while i’m here sitting on my couch in sweatpants, binging another season of a dating show where nobody ends up happy. but hey, at least i was ready to swipe right at a cute bartender last week... until i accidentally sent my private story to my grandma instead. still don’t know who’s more...