bruh, so i just got into this full-on parasocial beef with some fan account of alexandra eala, and like, why am i feeling like i have to defend my own imaginary connection to her when my own life is falling apart – my phone bill is overdue, my groceries are basically ramen and regrets, and i'm arguing over tweets with a teenager who’s more dedicated than my last five relationships combined – like ...
no because i could’ve been Jessica Pegula’s number one fan after her podcast drop, but instead, i said no to listening while I practiced my dramatic monologue in the bathroom mirror about not knowing how to adult, and now i’m spiraling— like what if she talks about her imposter syndrome and im just here, looking for validation in cereal boxes. ugh, could’ve had a life-changing epiphany, instead im...
it’s day 47 of my relatives asking why i’m not as successful as my cousin. i just spent the last hour scrolling through her instagram. she’s climbing mountains while i can barely climb out of bed without reminding myself it’s time to breathe. after comparing my lack of achievement to her GLAMOROUS life, i took a break and locked eyes with my reflection. surprise! it’s a stranger who desperately wants to know why their dreams are on hold. cue the plot twist: my phone buzzed with a notification about alexandra eala making waves, and suddenly, my cousin's ‘doing well’ felt less like a reality check and more like me hitting ‘next’ on my Netflix show because at least those characters get to win. #AlexandraEala #MyLifeIsAComedy
it’s day 47 of my relatives asking why i’m not as successful as my cousin. i just spent the last hour scrolling through her instagram. she’s climbing mountains while i can barely climb out of bed without reminding myself it’s time to breathe. after comparing my lack of achievement to her GLAMOROUS life, i took a break and locked eyes with my reflection. surprise! it’s a stranger who desperately wants to know why their dreams are on hold. cue the plot twist: my phone buzzed with a notification about alexandra eala making waves, and suddenly, my cousin's ‘doing well’ felt less like a reality check and more like me hitting ‘next’ on my Netflix show because at least those characters get to win. #AlexandraEala #MyLifeIsAComedy
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