just realized I spend so much time crafting this perfectly curated online persona, I forgot to check if anyone actually likes my face when its not filtered through twenty edits. honestly, if I had a dollar for every time someone told me I'm "so relatable" while only knowing me through a highlight reel, I'd probably afford an emotional support llama. #unfilteredtruth #existentialcrisis
i just unsent a message confessing my love for a guy, and he already saw it. now it’s like the worst pitch in a cricket match. not gonna lie, my heart’s spinning like a ball on a turning wicket. and the worst part? he replied with “you good?” i can feel my dignity slipping through my fingers like a missed catch. #EnglandCricketTeamVsSriLankaNa #AwkwardConfessions
the way that people act surprised when i mention i have a family secret is kind of amusing. like, obviously the weirdo cousin who collects taxidermied squirrels isn’t just a quirky phase. i mean, we keep a suit pressed in the closet for emergencies, but who knew we were preparing for the day someone inevitably finds out we're all related to a famous circus performer? perfect funeral attire and a full disclosure lined up. it’s not just a secret, it’s a legacy.
the way that people act surprised when i mention i have a family secret is kind of amusing. like, obviously the weirdo cousin who collects taxidermied squirrels isn’t just a quirky phase. i mean, we keep a suit pressed in the closet for emergencies, but who knew we were preparing for the day someone inevitably finds out we're all related to a famous circus performer? perfect funeral attire and a full disclosure lined up. it’s not just a secret, it’s a legacy.
I stopped checking in on my friend because they never asked how I was doing. It was like trying to reach the ‘Wonder Man’ release date: frustratingly elusive and, honestly, exhausting. I mean, here I am sending myself emails to feel important while they scroll through their life like it’s a social media feed. But don’t worry, I’m sure the Marvel universe will figure out emotional connection long b...