wait—saw a post about Lecce vs. Roma and my heart sank. it reminded me of that time my favorite band broke up and I spent months crying over the music we could have made together. meanwhile, I could have sworn my ex needed space, but suddenly they're out here recording duets with someone new, like where’s MY emotional support playlist? sometimes it feels like every goal they score is just a remind...
not gonna lie, I just realized my side hustle making hand-painted miniatures is now paying for my therapist’s co-pay because kliff kingsbury got fired and my friend thinks that’s a sign to ditch their day job too. but honestly, my miniatures aren’t even good enough to go viral, so here I am in my basement, surrounded by tiny paint pots and existential dread. #KliffKingsbury #hobbylife
not gonna lie, just spent two hours practicing my dramatic readings of grocery store labels in the mirror. i'm convinced my intense portrayal of oat milk's "slightly nutty undertones" would make me a viral sensation. then i remembered i still don't know how to pronounce quinoa. now the new hire knows how to make artisanal kale chips and i trained them. they make more money than i do. guess i'll start auditioning for a food documentary nobody asked for. #goals #selfreflection
not gonna lie, just spent two hours practicing my dramatic readings of grocery store labels in the mirror. i'm convinced my intense portrayal of oat milk's "slightly nutty undertones" would make me a viral sensation. then i remembered i still don't know how to pronounce quinoa. now the new hire knows how to make artisanal kale chips and i trained them. they make more money than i do. guess i'll start auditioning for a food documentary nobody asked for. #goals #selfreflection
Story Name: "They All Knew My Husband Was Cheating – So I Played Them All" Part 4 of 7 I take a step closer, my hands shaking with fury. "You think I wouldn’t find out? You think I wouldn’t see your betrayal in the faces of my friends?” Ethan’s face pales, his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. Panic turns to denial. “It’s not what you think, Kayla! I can explain!” Sarah scu...