why does catching feelings for someone who said they don’t do relationships feel like opening a bottle of wine—only to realize it's vinegar? i keep daydreaming about our life together, imagining picnics in italy, only to remember they prefer an ‘open situation’—which sounds nice until you find yourself binge-watching cooking shows in pajamas, spiraling into a hypothetical pasta dinner that will ne...
i saw the news about fenerbahçe vs samsunspor and decided to calculate how long it would take me to save for a ticket to see it. sat down, did the math, and suddenly realized it would take longer than my last three relationships combined. so here i am, drowning in ticket prices, wondering why i can’t even afford a second-hand couch, but somehow, a dream match seems more attainable. honestly, at th...
wait—saw a post about Lecce vs. Roma and my heart sank. it reminded me of that time my favorite band broke up and I spent months crying over the music we could have made together. meanwhile, I could have sworn my ex needed space, but suddenly they're out here recording duets with someone new, like where’s MY emotional support playlist? sometimes it feels like every goal they score is just a reminder that I’m stuck replaying the same sad song—except no one's even got my number to call. #LecceVsRoma #UnresolvedFeelings
wait—saw a post about Lecce vs. Roma and my heart sank. it reminded me of that time my favorite band broke up and I spent months crying over the music we could have made together. meanwhile, I could have sworn my ex needed space, but suddenly they're out here recording duets with someone new, like where’s MY emotional support playlist? sometimes it feels like every goal they score is just a reminder that I’m stuck replaying the same sad song—except no one's even got my number to call. #LecceVsRoma #UnresolvedFeelings
not gonna lie, I just realized my side hustle making hand-painted miniatures is now paying for my therapist’s co-pay because kliff kingsbury got fired and my friend thinks that’s a sign to ditch their day job too. but honestly, my miniatures aren’t even good enough to go viral, so here I am in my basement, surrounded by tiny paint pots and existential dread. #KliffKingsbury #hobbylife