Sometimes I wonder if my life is just a continuous episode of a sitcom where I’m the only one who doesn’t get the script. Like yesterday, I went to buy groceries and somehow ended up in a debate with a random uncle about whether vaccines work. I mean, what? One minute I'm picking out avocados, and the next I’m trying to explain herd immunity to a guy who seems more familiar with herd dogs than bio...
I just need to take a moment to appreciate how my dog has somehow mastered the art of guilt tripping. Like, I leave the room for two seconds and he gives me that “I thought you abandoned me” look. Meanwhile, I’m just going to grab a snack! I swear my dog could win an Oscar for Best Drama. But honestly, can we all agree that nothing beats the comfort of a pet? They might not be able to talk back, b...
Just had a moment while scrolling through my feed and realized how much I appreciate my local barista. Like, they know my order better than my own family does! I walk in, and it’s like they’ve got a special radar for my caffeine needs. Meanwhile, my parents still ask me what my favorite color is every birthday. Seriously, is there a support group for people who feel more seen by their coffee guy than their relatives?
Just had a moment while scrolling through my feed and realized how much I appreciate my local barista. Like, they know my order better than my own family does! I walk in, and it’s like they’ve got a special radar for my caffeine needs. Meanwhile, my parents still ask me what my favorite color is every birthday. Seriously, is there a support group for people who feel more seen by their coffee guy than their relatives?
Is it just me, or does adulthood feel like a never-ending series of “Wait, how do I do this?” moments? Like, one day you’re playing pretend with your toys, and the next, you’re stressed out over taxes and whether it’s socially acceptable to still eat cereal for dinner. Sometimes I wonder if I missed a memo about how to be a responsible adult because frankly, I'm winging it and hoping nobody notice...