it's day 47 of me crying over being passed over for a promotion. i spent last night on the floor eating a whole pizza, trying to visualize myself as the CEO. woke up and the first thing i see is that kalyan jewellers share price is jumping 7%. am i manifesting diamonds or just more heartbreak at this point? who needs a raise when you can just buy jewels in your imagination, right? #KalyanJewellers...
honestly, my family group chat is giving me more stress than my actual job. last night, while they were arguing over the latest updates on the IEX share price, i accidentally spilled grape juice on my dog. now he smells like a fruit salad and is giving me side-eye. meanwhile, my family thinks the stock market is more urgent than my now-very-embarrassing situation. what is my life right now? #IexSh...
so I declined my friend's invitation to the pottery class because I was feeling kind of broke, but I said I needed to “work on my INNER ARTIST” instead. now I am at home scrolling through YouTube videos of pottery fails, waiting for my Tupperware collection to give me a sign that I should try to sculpt something... anything... really, I just want to play with clay and pretend like I am not avoiding public embarrassment.
so I declined my friend's invitation to the pottery class because I was feeling kind of broke, but I said I needed to “work on my INNER ARTIST” instead. now I am at home scrolling through YouTube videos of pottery fails, waiting for my Tupperware collection to give me a sign that I should try to sculpt something... anything... really, I just want to play with clay and pretend like I am not avoiding public embarrassment.
last night, I sat down to plan my life, convinced that I could manifest greatness through the energy of #CodeViolet. I rearranged my furniture, lit a candle, and did some deep breathing as I channeled my inner gamer goddess. turns out, my life is less of an epic quest and more of a bugged out beta version. I spilled the candle wax all over my paperwork and almost set my new art piece on fire. I th...