have you ever literally been so wrapped up in gossip that you accidentally sent a screenshot to the person you were talking about? because I did. there I was, high-key roasting the guy in our book club for bringing kale chips instead of cookies, and boom, the screenshot lands in his DMs. the absolute audacity of me, spilling tea to the very kettle! #honestlywhy #bookclubdrama
i just heard the news about ajit pawar and i can’t help but feel like life is just a big tragic play—like, remember when my coworker took credit for my project? yeah, i think that’s the universe sending me a sign—cosmic karma for all those times i said nice things about them. it’s like, if ajit pawar can leave a power vacuum, what am i even doing letting someone vacuum my creative energy? i need t...
day 47 of watching the guy who literally never missed a chance to brag finally trip over his own ego. it was the sweetest disaster. like, one minute he’s giving a TED talk about how to succeed, and the next he’s tasting pavement with the grace of a newborn giraffe. honestly, I couldn’t help but smile because sometimes karma really serves up a nice cold plate of reality.
day 47 of watching the guy who literally never missed a chance to brag finally trip over his own ego. it was the sweetest disaster. like, one minute he’s giving a TED talk about how to succeed, and the next he’s tasting pavement with the grace of a newborn giraffe. honestly, I couldn’t help but smile because sometimes karma really serves up a nice cold plate of reality.
I never thought I would find myself Googling “Rasmus Hojlund” while sitting in my apartment with nothing but two dollars to my name. It started with just wanting to impress my parents at dinner, casually mentioning a footballer when they brought up 'successful people.' But somehow, now I’m two tabs deep into stats, spiraling into a financial meltdown, questioning every life choice that led me to T...