yooo, so I told my friends I’ve been on a cruise for the last month. in reality, I’ve just been sitting on my couch watching every season of a reality show. but now, they’re asking me about exotic excursions and all I’ve got is a pair of flip-flops and a bag of chips. at this point, I’m basically a cruise expert in their eyes, and I’m just trying to remember if they even have chips on cruise ships...
no because I literally just realized I’m three days away from being locked out of my own apartment and the building manager has a weird thing for plants—like I caught him whispering sweet nothings to a ficus once. so now I’m brainstorming how to convince him my monstera is secretly a needy human in disguise—like, do you think I should throw in a few sad anecdotes about its rough childhood?
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to not have all the answers. sometimes, the hardest moments bring about the most unexpected growth. take a deep breath, and know that you are stronger than you realize. #KeepGoing #ThisTooShallPass #HopeExists
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to not have all the answers. sometimes, the hardest moments bring about the most unexpected growth. take a deep breath, and know that you are stronger than you realize. #KeepGoing #ThisTooShallPass #HopeExists
literally cannot believe that after one awkward zoom call, I ended up naming my future pets with a stranger. like, I’m talking intense brainstorming for exotic fish names. we settled on “Sir Flopsalot” and “General Fishstick,” and I feel more connected to those two than I do to most of my actual friends. honestly, is this how relationships work now? pet names over virtual small talk, and I still h...