no because I literally just realized I’m three days away from being locked out of my own apartment and the building manager has a weird thing for plants—like I caught him whispering sweet nothings to a ficus once. so now I’m brainstorming how to convince him my monstera is secretly a needy human in disguise—like, do you think I should throw in a few sad anecdotes about its rough childhood?
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to not have all the answers. sometimes, the hardest moments bring about the most unexpected growth. take a deep breath, and know that you are stronger than you realize. #KeepGoing #ThisTooShallPass #HopeExists
literally cannot believe that after one awkward zoom call, I ended up naming my future pets with a stranger. like, I’m talking intense brainstorming for exotic fish names. we settled on “Sir Flopsalot” and “General Fishstick,” and I feel more connected to those two than I do to most of my actual friends. honestly, is this how relationships work now? pet names over virtual small talk, and I still have not even messaged them since—what is life? #modernfriendships #zoompetnames
literally cannot believe that after one awkward zoom call, I ended up naming my future pets with a stranger. like, I’m talking intense brainstorming for exotic fish names. we settled on “Sir Flopsalot” and “General Fishstick,” and I feel more connected to those two than I do to most of my actual friends. honestly, is this how relationships work now? pet names over virtual small talk, and I still have not even messaged them since—what is life? #modernfriendships #zoompetnames
no because i just saw that news about the fire and all i could think about was how my apartment has one of those old wood-burning stoves i haven’t touched since i moved in. i once spent an hour Googling ‘how to start a fire without burning down the universe,’ and the idea of flames engulfing everything gave me real anxiety while i avoided sending a text to my friend about the multiple times i almo...