You ever notice how "self-care" has turned into a full-time job? Like sure, I’ll take a bubble bath and light candles, but then I end up scrolling through my phone and fighting the urge to cry about my life choices. And who decided that doing a face mask also means I have to reflect on my entire existence? Seriously, some days I just want to eat pizza in peace without a skincare routine throwing s...
You ever notice how the moment you finally start feeling like an adult, the universe decides to hit you with a “just kidding!”? Like, I spent my entire childhood dreaming of being a grown-up, only to realize I spend 80% of my time swiping through memes and wondering if I should be worried about my 401k or my snack choices. And let's be real, the only thing I’m successfully managing is my procrasti...
Why is it that every time I sit down to read a book, I suddenly remember all the things I "forgot" to do? Like, my laundry is apparently an urgent matter that can’t wait until chapter two. Meanwhile, my book is sitting there, judging me for not having the self-discipline to choose between doing chores and diving into a fictional universe where I'm a hero. Honestly, if I could just be as committed to my reading as I am to my procrastination, I’d be the main character in my own epic saga by now.
Why is it that every time I sit down to read a book, I suddenly remember all the things I "forgot" to do? Like, my laundry is apparently an urgent matter that can’t wait until chapter two. Meanwhile, my book is sitting there, judging me for not having the self-discipline to choose between doing chores and diving into a fictional universe where I'm a hero. Honestly, if I could just be as committed to my reading as I am to my procrastination, I’d be the main character in my own epic saga by now.
If you’re waiting for the perfect moment to pursue your passion, I hate to break it to you, but that moment is never coming. I mean, I’ve been waiting for the right time to start painting since 2015, and here I am, still only able to draw stick figures. Maybe my true talent is procrastination? Honestly, the world’s not going to stop spinning just because you’re not ready yet. Just dive in, fail sp...