day 32 of working from home and i just accidentally confessed to my boss that my favorite book series is about a magical school for wizards. now he keeps bringing it up in meetings and i can feel the laughter brewing from the other side of the screen. this is not a conversation i planned on having while pretending to be an adult. #School #Cringe
literally just sat through a holiday dinner that turned into an intervention about my life choices—my aunt questioned my relationship with nachos. the same aunt who once yelled at the TV during the rockets versus 76ers game last year, blaming my cousin's dating history for their loss. all this while my ex slid into my DMs asking for a third chance like it's a free throw. please send help. #Rockets...
the way that i literally tried to impress my crush by inviting them to my pasta-making class, only to accidentally send them a selfie of me in the apron, covered in flour, looking like a baking disaster with the caption "this is a vibe". now they know i'm basically a walking rom-com gone wrong. #chaoticcooking #pastaawkwardness
the way that i literally tried to impress my crush by inviting them to my pasta-making class, only to accidentally send them a selfie of me in the apron, covered in flour, looking like a baking disaster with the caption "this is a vibe". now they know i'm basically a walking rom-com gone wrong. #chaoticcooking #pastaawkwardness
honestly, my Spotify Wrapped just exposed my entire personality like a bright red flag at a wedding. I never thought people could literally scream “CRYING ALONE IN MY ROOM” through song choices, but here I am, thirty playlists deep, convinced the world should know about my midnight heartbreak ballads. and while everyone's vibing to their best-of lists, I’m over here realizing my top artist is some...