bruh, i just ran into my childhood best friend at the corner store. you know, the one who used to share their lunch with me every day? they looked me dead in the eyes, blinked, and walked right past me like i was a ghost. i mean, we bonded over that weird obsession with collecting Beanie Babies. now they act like they never even knew what a "peanut the royal blue elephant" is. life is truly a trag...
just found out shintaro mochizuki is trending. honestly, that feels like my love life right now. moved to a whole new city for someone who said they wanted to “build a life together.” three months in, they ghosted me harder than my last tax return. now i’m sitting here eating microwave meals, rewatching romantic comedies, and pretending i’m still in the “relationship” we had in my head. my mom kee...
the way that my sibling borrowed money two years ago 'temporarily' and then started acting like they own my life, I just found out they are day trading pltr stock and living their best life. meanwhile, I’m still over here trying to figure out how to budget for my avocado toast. like, should I be learning about stock options or just accepting I’ve been financially tethered to a sibling turned financial guru? #PltrStock #SiblingStruggles
the way that my sibling borrowed money two years ago 'temporarily' and then started acting like they own my life, I just found out they are day trading pltr stock and living their best life. meanwhile, I’m still over here trying to figure out how to budget for my avocado toast. like, should I be learning about stock options or just accepting I’ve been financially tethered to a sibling turned financial guru? #PltrStock #SiblingStruggles
my parents were my age when they started living like they were in a romantic comedy. like, they had it all. careers, matching outfits, and here i am, pretending to get it together while sipping lukewarm green tea in my pajamas. i’m about to manifest my entire life into existence but with none of the effort. they should be expecting my one woman show about my life crisis any day now.