i was at this party and thought it would be funny to pretend i was a magician so i dramatically pulled a fake rabbit out of my bag but i forgot it was the stuffed animal my niece made for me and it literally fell apart in my hands, stuffing everywhere, like i was exposing some weird childhood trauma. people just stared in shock and i had to awkwardly stuff it back in my bag while trying to explain...
so i just spent twenty minutes trying to open a bag of flour like it was the door to a hidden kingdom, and when it finally tore open, flour EXPLODED everywhere. literally thought i could make a cake, ended up creating a scene from a baking-themed horror movie and now i need to vacuum a hundred tiny white ghosts off my kitchen floor.
honestly, मेरी दादी ने मुझसे कहा कि मैं अपने भाई को खुद ठीक कर दूं, यार, कैसे समझाऊँ कि ये कोई जादू-टोना नहीं है? घर वाले समझते नहीं और मैं रोज़ सोचता हूँ कि क्या हो रहा है।
honestly, मेरी दादी ने मुझसे कहा कि मैं अपने भाई को खुद ठीक कर दूं, यार, कैसे समझाऊँ कि ये कोई जादू-टोना नहीं है? घर वाले समझते नहीं और मैं रोज़ सोचता हूँ कि क्या हो रहा है।
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