yaar, literally checked my account and saw only enough for half the rent, ghar wale samajhte nahi ke itne din kaam karne ke baad bhi kuch nahi bacha, ab kya karu, matlab sochti hoon toh kuch samajh nahi aata.
so i literally thought i was doing okay until i checked my account and saw that i could only afford a single meal this week and honestly i just want to be able to buy a decent shampoo without having to decide between that or paying for toothpaste, like why is it all so hard
i was at this party and thought it would be funny to pretend i was a magician so i dramatically pulled a fake rabbit out of my bag but i forgot it was the stuffed animal my niece made for me and it literally fell apart in my hands, stuffing everywhere, like i was exposing some weird childhood trauma. people just stared in shock and i had to awkwardly stuff it back in my bag while trying to explain, it was just a “magic trick” or whatever.
i was at this party and thought it would be funny to pretend i was a magician so i dramatically pulled a fake rabbit out of my bag but i forgot it was the stuffed animal my niece made for me and it literally fell apart in my hands, stuffing everywhere, like i was exposing some weird childhood trauma. people just stared in shock and i had to awkwardly stuff it back in my bag while trying to explain, it was just a “magic trick” or whatever.
so i just spent twenty minutes trying to open a bag of flour like it was the door to a hidden kingdom, and when it finally tore open, flour EXPLODED everywhere. literally thought i could make a cake, ended up creating a scene from a baking-themed horror movie and now i need to vacuum a hundred tiny white ghosts off my kitchen floor.