ngl, I used to think 30 was ancient. like, I was convinced I’d have my life figured out. but here I am, getting ghosted by a barista I had a crush on because I mispronounced oat milk. tbh, at this rate I’ll be old before I find out how to order coffee without feeling like a middle schooler.
honestly, found some old texts from my ex who actually used to care, and it's just SO painful... he called me "his spider-girl," and now i'm just stuck in a dead-end job pretending like that's not a total joke. and while tom holland might swing through the city saving people, i'm over here just trying not to cry while I share an office microwave with a guy who brings fish for lunch every day... th...
so my sibling borrowed some cash 'temporarily' two years ago. they're now convinced my "forgetting" was some epic comedy show and decided they wont pay me back because "family's for life," which means they think my money is an eternal gift. meanwhile, there's a lakeshore flood warning—great, more water in my life, just what I needed while trying to track down a miracle for my missing funds. #LakeshoreFloodWarning #familydrama
so my sibling borrowed some cash 'temporarily' two years ago. they're now convinced my "forgetting" was some epic comedy show and decided they wont pay me back because "family's for life," which means they think my money is an eternal gift. meanwhile, there's a lakeshore flood warning—great, more water in my life, just what I needed while trying to track down a miracle for my missing funds. #LakeshoreFloodWarning #familydrama
ever look at your parents and think, "wait, you were my age when you had your life figured out?" i just realized my mom was moving across the country with a real job and had a solid plan—meanwhile i'm over here googling "how to make microwave oatmeal" at 2 am—like, how did she do that? i just watched eleven save the world from a faceless monster while i'm out here fighting my own monsters like lau...