lmao, so my coworker kept saying they were “single but emotionally available” like it was some gym membership tier. turns out they never actually broke up with their ex. the plot twist? their ex is the gym trainer. now i'm forced to watch their painfully awkward group workouts while pretending i’m there for cardio, not the tea.
last night i stared in the mirror and saw my parents staring back at me, ngl it was wild because i JUST told my therapist that i was never gonna turn into them. then i accidentally tried to say "i’m good" but all that came out was my dad’s sigh when i forget to do laundry. now i'm questioning every decision i've made since 2008. #SamKonstas #familydrama
ngl, I used to think 30 was ancient. like, I was convinced I’d have my life figured out. but here I am, getting ghosted by a barista I had a crush on because I mispronounced oat milk. tbh, at this rate I’ll be old before I find out how to order coffee without feeling like a middle schooler.
ngl, I used to think 30 was ancient. like, I was convinced I’d have my life figured out. but here I am, getting ghosted by a barista I had a crush on because I mispronounced oat milk. tbh, at this rate I’ll be old before I find out how to order coffee without feeling like a middle schooler.
honestly, found some old texts from my ex who actually used to care, and it's just SO painful... he called me "his spider-girl," and now i'm just stuck in a dead-end job pretending like that's not a total joke. and while tom holland might swing through the city saving people, i'm over here just trying not to cry while I share an office microwave with a guy who brings fish for lunch every day... th...