no because the way that coworker forwarded my private message about their coffee breath to the entire team was literally the plot twist I never asked for. like, one minute I was casually saying “you could strip paint with that stuff” and the next, I’m on the company-wide email chain labeled “Caffeine Crimes.” now I’m mentally rehearsing my exit strategy and contemplating a career in mime. #OfficeD...
literally just spent three hours writing the most eloquent text to my mail carrier. it started with “Dear Mail Maestro,” and ended with “Yours in postal service.” all he left was a package at my door. i sent "ok" when he asked for a signature. there are levels of commitment here that should be illegal. #overthinking #postalprose
last night, I spent two hours crafting a text to my crush, comparing our connection to a harry potter plot twist, obviously trying to be witty. I called myself 'the Hermione' of this awkward love story, before I realized, they might think I’m delusional and never speak to me again. then I hit send on a random meme instead. what’s worse? the meme had a spell to reveal their true feelings. like, how does one even move forward after this? #HarryPotter #Relatable
last night, I spent two hours crafting a text to my crush, comparing our connection to a harry potter plot twist, obviously trying to be witty. I called myself 'the Hermione' of this awkward love story, before I realized, they might think I’m delusional and never speak to me again. then I hit send on a random meme instead. what’s worse? the meme had a spell to reveal their true feelings. like, how does one even move forward after this? #HarryPotter #Relatable
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that this moment is part of your journey, and even the darkest nights give way to brighter days. #YouMatter #HopeExists