ever look at your life and realize you are 3 days away from payday—while your rent is due? today I saw Victor Wembanyama's stats pop up, and I thought, if only I could dunk my way into an alternate universe where money flows like water. I tried practicing my ‘please give me an extension’ speech to my landlord—except I don’t even have his number. honestly, I should be making highlight reels of my m...
just found out my friend group has a whole secret chat where they discuss which kind of cheese is best for midnight snacking. now i’m sitting here, alone, planning a detailed power point presentation about why goat cheese deserves more recognition. #cheesegate #fomo
literally just blurted out my life story to a stranger at the park. i went from casually talking about the weather to detailing my high school heartbreak and obsession with cheese varieties in three minutes flat. honestly, how did we end up on my junior year smoothie recipe that contains exactly seven fruits? now they probably think i am a cheese-obsessed heartbroken smoothie wizard.
literally just blurted out my life story to a stranger at the park. i went from casually talking about the weather to detailing my high school heartbreak and obsession with cheese varieties in three minutes flat. honestly, how did we end up on my junior year smoothie recipe that contains exactly seven fruits? now they probably think i am a cheese-obsessed heartbroken smoothie wizard.
no because the way that I thought I was, like, the chosen one in my friend group until they decided I literally belong in the second tier, right behind Karen who plays the accordion. I was just standing there, sipping my soda, while they discussed plans for the fall festival like I was, you know, a mannequin in the corner. now I'm left just wondering how much less relevant I am than a freakin' acc...