the way that i just found out my long-lost cousin got promoted to dog photographer in a major city and is already making more than me while i still live at home, honestly shook me to my core. he doesn’t even have a dog! just a cat who judges him from a distance. now i’m over here regretting that i didn’t pursue my dream of becoming a certified hamster life coach.
i just got invited to a potluck dinner where everyone has to bring a dish from their favorite childhood memory. i spent the whole week obsessing over it, decided to bring a handmade chocolate cake. showed up with the cake, and nobody brought anything. they all just ordered pizza and acted like we were having a food truck festival. now im sitting here cutting my cake with a butter knife and laughin...
just spent my entire bus ride creating an elaborate backstory for the guy sitting across from me—he’s definitely an undercover chef who just fled to this city after his pasta got a Michelin star in Italy, and now he spends his days plotting revenge against critics who didn’t appreciate his artisanal breadsticks—he definitely does not realize i’ve already picked out the name for our future kids. #Italy #busstopdreams
just spent my entire bus ride creating an elaborate backstory for the guy sitting across from me—he’s definitely an undercover chef who just fled to this city after his pasta got a Michelin star in Italy, and now he spends his days plotting revenge against critics who didn’t appreciate his artisanal breadsticks—he definitely does not realize i’ve already picked out the name for our future kids. #Italy #busstopdreams
Story Name: "I Helped a Homeless Man - Now He Wants My Fortune" Part 4 of 5 I can't breathe. "You... you know my name?" My voice trembles, disbelief coursing through me. The man smirks, all too confident. "Of course. You’re the good Samaritan who turned my life around." He leans closer, and the scent of expensive cologne wraps around me like a noose. "I’m Noah. I’m back. And I need your help."...