it's not that i don't want to train my replacement. it's just that my manager casually mentioned it like she didn't just walk me into a funeral dressed as a clown. now i’m left wondering if i’ll still be employed next week or if i need to start perfecting my quarterback skills for an NFL career, just in case. guess what, my sports skills peaked when i caught a cold playing tag in third grade. #N...
last night, i discovered i have a personal vendetta against my own sweatpants. they used to be my cozy companions, but now they're just judging me for going into my fifth consecutive zoom meeting with mismatched socks and a three-day-old hairstyle. did my professional wardrobe really shrink in the dryer, or is this just punishment for still using a toddler's coloring book as a mood board? i can fe...
honestly, i just found out ace bailey scored 15 points and it hit me harder than the fact my ex spilled my darkest secret to my own mother. i literally spent an hour crafting a comeback in the mirror that i will never use because guess who gets all the drama now? me. it’s like ace is living his best life while i’m stuck reliving that moment every time someone mentions my “crazy phase.” why can’t my secret stay as hidden as ace's talent was before? #AceBailey #relationshipdrama
honestly, i just found out ace bailey scored 15 points and it hit me harder than the fact my ex spilled my darkest secret to my own mother. i literally spent an hour crafting a comeback in the mirror that i will never use because guess who gets all the drama now? me. it’s like ace is living his best life while i’m stuck reliving that moment every time someone mentions my “crazy phase.” why can’t my secret stay as hidden as ace's talent was before? #AceBailey #relationshipdrama
the way that my life just flashed before my eyes when i realized my private story about my intense love for cereal was screenshotted by someone who definitely judges me for eating my breakfast from a fancy wine glass—i mean, are you really gonna take that and run? who even does that?